Dennis: A present for Protestants. Ah, now, my next "Protestant gift delivery" isn't due to arrive until Wednesday. And as it stands I'm completely out of stock. What, with there being such a high fucking demand for that sort of thing around these parts.
Orla: That's a shame.
Clare: How much for the Subbuteo, Dennis?
Dennis: We'll call it 16 quid.
James: Could we call it £1.76?
Dennis: No, we fucking couldn't.
Erin: How about, we give you the £1.76 and we pay the rest off in instalments?
Clare: Yeah, which would be what? £3.56 over four weeks?
Dennis: Jesus, check out Rain-wain.
Erin: Or you could give us the Subbuteo and then we could work off the debt?
Clare: Yeah, we could do chores and stuff.
Dennis: Chores? What do you think this is, Little House On The Fucking Prairie?
Orla: Do you watch Little House On The Prairie, Dennis?
Dennis: Get out!