Soldier: Licence. Where have you come from today?
James: Er, Derry. Er, Londonderry. Derry. L-Londonderry.
Michelle: Calm the fuck down, James.
Soldier: You English?
James: Yeah.
Michelle: He's fine. We didn't bring him up here to kill him or anything.
James: She's my cousin.
Soldier: Oh, right. Not properly English, then.
James: I can't win!