Clare: OK, I'm gonna flush.
Erin: Go for it. Is it working?
James: Of course it's working.
Clare: Is the water rising?!
Erin: Jesus Christ! Why's the water rising, James?
James: I don't know! The water didn't rise in Goodfellas!
Michelle: Fuck! We've clogged it.
Orla: Who has a plunger?
Erin: I'm afraid I left the house without my plunger tonight, Orla.
Orla: Aye, me too. Nightmare, so it is. [all wail]