Michelle: Ok, let's do the photograph.
Erin: Great. I'll write the ransom note.
James: We need a copy of today's newspaper.
Clare: Why?
James: It's just the done thing, kidnapping-wise.
Orla: I've got last week's parish bulletin.
Michelle: That'll do.
Erin: I'm going to use my left hand, just in case she recognises my handwriting.
Clare: Oh, well, this is foolproof!
Erin: Should I start, "Dear Sister Michael," or "To whom it may concern," do you think?