Sarah: You away to do the big shop, Da?
Joe: Aye. Gerry! Gerry! I don't see why that useless drip you call a husband has to be coming.
Mary: Because someone needs to drive and you've been suspended, again.
Sarah: What did you do this time, Daddy?
Joe: Nothing. It's RUC discrimination. The only crime I committed was to be born a Catholic.
Mary: Gerry's never been suspended and he's a Catholic.
Joe: He's also a prick, but that's by the by.