Michelle: Cock-a-doodle-doo.
James: Hi.
Michelle: Bet that's what he said when he was nabbed.
Erin: When who got nabbed?
Michelle: Have yous not heard? You know your man? Floppy hair, English, he's all, "Fuck-a-doodle this, fuck-a-doodle that". He's flat out going to weddings with his mates, until one of them, the fat, beardy one in the skirt, until he croaks it and they're all, "We need to show this man a bit of respect here, "let's stop all the clocks." He goes with your woman. Do you know her? She's a total ride, but she paperclips her frocks together. Well, he was caught getting down and dirty with some hooker in the back of his BMW. Dark horse or what?
Mary: Good Morning, Michelle.
Michelle: I am buzzing for this weekend. Them waterproof trousers do wonders for my hole.
James: Mine are pink. They're bright pink.
Michelle: They were two for one, James, stop crying.