Kelly Quote #17

Quote from Kelly in Loverboyd

Kelly: Well, if that's what you want, Woody, then I'll go to Europe, but how will I know you'll still be here for me when I get back?
Woody: Well, how about this? We could get secretly engaged.
Kelly: Oh, yes, Woody. That's a wonderful idea. It'll be our special secret. I'll be in Europe, and you'll be here. We'll have an unspoken bond across the ocean.
Woody: Oh, that sounds swell. So you won't date any other guys while you're in Europe?
Kelly: Well, Woody, if I don't date any other guys, then people might suspect that I'm secretly engaged.
Woody: Yeah, that's right. So I'll have to do the same thing back here in the States, except, of course, I'll date women.
Kelly: Right, Woody.
Woody: Yeah. Now, wait a minute. You're not already secretly engaged to someone else, are you?
Kelly: No. But even if I were, I couldn't tell you because it would be a secret.
Woody: Boy, I can trust you.

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Woody: Yeah. You're right, Miss Howe.
Rebecca: Yeah, and if I know her father, she's not gonna have to do it like I did... Backpacking, hanging out in seedy youth hostels, hitching rides with sleazy locals who use their inability to speak English as an excuse to give you directions on your sweater. That sweet, little Kelly girl will get everything handed to her on a silver platter. I hope she chokes on Europe.