Woody Quote #518
Mr. Gaines: Aw... So my little Kellybell is leaving me.
Kelly: Leaving you? Why do you say that, Daddy? I'm not going away.
Mr. Gaines: Well, you're going off to Europe.
Kelly: Oh, there. Yeah, well, I don't think of that as away.
Mr. Gaines: Look at you now... All grown up and beautiful. I can't help but think of a little towheaded butterball taking her first steps. Now I'm sending you off to see the world. And... if, when you come back, you still want to be with Woody, that'll be fine with me, because I'll know you're making a grown-up decision. But no matter how grown up you get, you'll always be my only Kelly, and I'll always be your only daddy till the day I die. Sweet dreams, sweetheart. [exits]
Kelly: OK, Woody! Let's go! Woody.
Woody: [sobs] I can't do it! No, he's your only daddy. I'm just some guy with a ladder.
Kelly: But, Woody, what about us?
Woody: I can't take away his little butter-headed towball. I think you should go to Europe.
Kelly: Are you sure, Woody?
Woody: As sure as corn chiggers in August.
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Rebecca: Wow. Kelly going to study in Europe. It'll be tough on you, Woody, but, boy, what an opportunity for her.
Woody: Yeah. You're right, Miss Howe.
Rebecca: Yeah, and if I know her father, she's not gonna have to do it like I did... Backpacking, hanging out in seedy youth hostels, hitching rides with sleazy locals who use their inability to speak English as an excuse to give you directions on your sweater. That sweet, little Kelly girl will get everything handed to her on a silver platter. I hope she chokes on Europe.