Norm Quote #720
Quote from Norm in Feeble Attraction
Norm: Aw! Doris! Doris, what's happened to you? You weren't like this when you worked for me.
Doris: Well, I was different then. I was somebody. I was Mr. Peterson's secretary. What am I now?
Norm: Wait a minute. What if you came back to work for me? What if I hired you again?
Doris: Mr. Peterson, please don't taunt me this way.
Norm: No, I'm serious. I would hire you. We miss you at the office. I mean, business has fallen off these... Seven hours since you've gone terribly.
Doris: Oh, Mr. Peterson, I gladly accept your offer. Thank you.
Norm: Great, great.
Doris: But I think you should know I have a rule about romance in the workplace.
Norm: Yeah, sure. Anything you say. What?
Doris: I don't fish off the company pier.
Norm: That's OK, Doris. This company doesn't have a pier.
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All: Norm!
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Norm: Yeah. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?
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Norm: Well, I think I handled that one rather well, don't you, Wood? Could I have a celebratory beer, please?
Frasier: Handled it, my foot!
Norm: What?
Frasier: You mean to tell me you're going to pay that girl week after week just to stop following you and watching your every move, interrupting your beer drinking?
Norm: Come on, Fras, this is nothing. I bought Vera a house.