Sam Quote #1141

Quote from Sam in What's Up, Doc?

Sam: All right, I admit that I was making up that stuff just because, well, you're a beautiful woman and I just wanted to see a little more of you, that's all.
Dr. Sheila Rydell: I see. Well, actually, that's kind of flattering. Not very many men would come in here and humiliate themselves and tell some childish, idiotic lie just to spend five minutes with me.
Sam: I'm a romantic. So what do you say, you want to go out to dinner?
Dr. Sheila Rydell: I suppose I could use a bit more romance in my life.
Sam: All right, great. I'll call you, next week sometime.
Dr. Sheila Rydell: How about tomorrow night?
Sam: Great. That's good, that's good. All right. Yeah, thanks very much. Ha. [tape rewinds] Um, excuse me. See, I... You didn't have that tape recorder on, did you, when I was making up that stuff about imp...
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Don't worry, Sam. The moment you walked in here I was aware you were faking the whole thing and I turned the recorder off.
Sam: Oh, good. Well, thank goodness. [Sam opens the door to laughter] And I turned the intercom on.

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Norm: Yeah, or you could try using my problem. I've always had this terrible fear of being a failure.
Carla: You are a failure.
Norm: Well, then I've licked it.

Quote from Sam

Dr. Sheila Rydell: My professional opinion of you is that your every thought, word and deed revolves around sex. You have nothing else in your life. Without constant sex, you'd probably just shrivel up into a little, dried anchovy and die.
Sam: Well, who wouldn't? I mean, that's it? No bad stuff?
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Sam, there's nothing but bad stuff. You're an aging lothario who uses sex to cover up massive insecurity, a fear of true intimacy, fear of a relationship and quite frankly, not only a fear of dying, but a fear of living, too. You're one sick cowpoke.
Sam: I resent that. You know, you were shoveling down that lobster tonight like there was no tomorrow. You know, you even ate the green stuff and this is the thanks I get?

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Carla: Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
Carla: Mr. Cool, I hate to burst your bubble again, but didn't she just shoot you down? Hey, maybe you should just stay away from brunettes. Except me, of course.
Sam: Yeah. No, no, don't you see here? The good doctor and I are sparing. It's sexy, it's fun. Just like one of those old Spencer Tracy-Audrey Hepburn movies.