Sam Quote #1140
Quote from Sam in What's Up, Doc?
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Of course, this isn't my field of expertise, but you're in luck. My associate, Dr. Heimlich Mueller is conducting a group session at this very moment. I'm sure he'd agree to let you join in.
Sam: Oh, actually I was kind of hoping that you could handle it.
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Oh, don't feel uneasy about Dr. Mueller. Those charges linking him to the Gestapo were grossly exaggerated.
Sam: Excuse me?
Dr. Sheila Rydell: He was merely a consultant. Actually, his technique is somewhat controversial. You'll have to go in there and proclaim your sexual disorder to the group.
Sam: You want me to say that in front of other people?
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Oh, there are only a half dozen men in there just like yourself, and of course the 20 or 30 observing nurses. Just go in there, stand up and say "l'm Sam Malone, and I no longer function as a man."
Sam: No! No, no! Wait, wait, wait. Oh, no, no, I'm... Listen, there's been a misunderstanding here. I didn't say "impotent," I said "impudent." Yeah, I'm a smart ass. See? There's nothing wrong with me, no, ma'am.
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Then the cure worked. That'll be $150. Pay the receptionist on your way out.
Sam: Oh. You- You've been you've been putting me on.
Dr. Sheila Rydell: And that was very unfair of me considering how honest you were being.
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Norm: Yeah, or you could try using my problem. I've always had this terrible fear of being a failure.
Carla: You are a failure.
Norm: Well, then I've licked it.
Quote from Sam
Dr. Sheila Rydell: My professional opinion of you is that your every thought, word and deed revolves around sex. You have nothing else in your life. Without constant sex, you'd probably just shrivel up into a little, dried anchovy and die.
Sam: Well, who wouldn't? I mean, that's it? No bad stuff?
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Sam, there's nothing but bad stuff. You're an aging lothario who uses sex to cover up massive insecurity, a fear of true intimacy, fear of a relationship and quite frankly, not only a fear of dying, but a fear of living, too. You're one sick cowpoke.
Sam: I resent that. You know, you were shoveling down that lobster tonight like there was no tomorrow. You know, you even ate the green stuff and this is the thanks I get?
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Carla: Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
Carla: Mr. Cool, I hate to burst your bubble again, but didn't she just shoot you down? Hey, maybe you should just stay away from brunettes. Except me, of course.
Sam: Yeah. No, no, don't you see here? The good doctor and I are sparing. It's sexy, it's fun. Just like one of those old Spencer Tracy-Audrey Hepburn movies.