Sam Quote #1032
Quote from Sam in Backseat Becky, Up Front
Sam: Sweetheart, sweetheart, he... He's gone, and you got to go on with your life now. I mean, you got to pick up the pieces and- and start behaving like a mature person. [Rebecca starts dropping glasses on the floor] Well, now you're cookin'. All right.
Martin: Excuse me. Mr. Drake seems to have forgotten his topcoat.
Rebecca: Tell him it's hanging on the coat rack.
Sam: Uh, I believe Mr. Drake's, uh... topcoat is in the topcoat closet.
Rebecca: Sam, I said to tell him...
Sam: No, no. Uh, yes, we keep all of our executive topcoats in this closet right here. It's, uh, way in the back there. Way, way in the back. Watch the hat there. Watch the hat.
Martin: [o.s.] There do not appear to be any topcoats in here.
Sam: Oops. My mistake.
Martin: Ooh! [thudding ] Is there a light switch?
Sam: Whoa, oh! Does anyone have a key here for this closet? I'm- l'm afraid we're gonna have to make a key there. Can you hold on?
Martin: [o.s.] Yeah, but be quick.
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Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: I tried not to look, but the rearview mirror was just huge, and I couldn't help it. And then I got so upset, I just wrapped the company limo around a 7-Eleven.
Sam: Well, that is dreadful. Very, very, very sad.
Rebecca: [sighs] And then Evan and his cheap imitation Geisha bimbo whore grabbed a taxi. While I had to stand there and wait for a tow truck. Oh, and then this cop came along, and he asked me to see my chauffeur's license. God, if only I'd had one. Or if only I'd remembered to bring my purse with my own driver's license. Or if only I'd resisted arrest and he just shot me dead.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Sam, I will never have Mr. Drake. I will never have any man. I will just dry up, crumble into dust and blow away.
Sam: Oh, come on. That doesn't sound like you. That sounds like some lovesick self-pitying, whiny... No, that's you all right.
Quote from Sam
Sam: But I'm not gonna let you give up.
Rebecca: What do you care? What does anybody care?
Sam: Listen, I pride myself in being a connoisseur of beautiful babes, and I'll tell you. I'm not gonna sit by and watch a great woman like you going to waste. It's like, a- a thoroughbred pulling a milk wagon. It's like a rare wine... pulling a milk wagon.