Woody Quote #705
Quote from Woody in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
Sam: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Woody: I think so.
Sam: Oh, is that some of your barber humor?
Woody: Come on, lighten up, Sam! [grabs a pair of hedge clippers] Say, where's your sense of humor, man? Whoo! [spins Sam's chair] Airplane ride? Whoo!
Sam: Don't, don't do that.
Woody: Round trip? [again] Whoo! So you from around here?
Sam: Woody, just get to it, will you, please?
Woody: Hey, suit yourself. Same price. [turns the shaver on and drops it down Sam's back] It's all right, Sam. Okay.
‘Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?
Quote from Woody
Woody: Yeah, I took my fair share of ribbing back in Hanover.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: "Little Einstein" they called me. "Mr. Smarty Pants." "Brainiac." Yep. I've heard 'em all.
Norm: Before I die, I got to see that town.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Ah, good afternoon, Miss Tortelli.
Carla: Oh, Hill. What, are you on an ugly break?
John: Oh, my. Someone certainly got up on the wrong side of town this morning.
Carla: What's the matter, Hill, your scalp on too tight?
John: Very funny.