Cliff Quote #565
Cliff: So, uh, Woodwork, why the sudden jump on the old bullet train to Commitmentville, huh?
Woody: Well, uh, Kelly's leaving tomorrow. Her dad's sending her to Europe to study for a year. I want to give her this ring so she won't forget me. A whole year. I'm gonna be one lost and lonely soul. [chuckles] Bullet train to Commitmentville. You crack me up, Mr. Clavin.
Cliff: Thank you, Woody.
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