Cliff Quote #416

Quote from Cliff in Bar Wars

Norm: What's up, buddy? I want to know, did you enjoy the, uh, fight the other night?
Cliff: Yeah. Who'd you bet on, Shelley or Keats?
Gary: You guys are great. I tell you, I didn't know you had it ya. You know what? This is going to go down in the annals of gags as one of the greatest. Here, give me your hands, guys. I got something better for you, though, than a trophy now.
Alan: Come on, Gare.
Gary: No, no, no. On the level. No crossed fingers, standing on both feet. I am a personal friend of Wade Boggs. The Wade Boggs, who was gonna come over to my place, sign some autographs, but I rerouted him over here. He should be here any minute. You take good care of him, okay? You guys are the greatest. I didn't know you had it in you. [laughs] Take care.

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Quote from Frasier

Frasier: No, in this case, I'm afraid I must agree with Rebecca.
Rebecca: Thank you, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: Well, it's- It's not for your dollar-grubbing, you know, front office, kissy face reasons, but it's because revenge is never the answer. You see, a potentially unending cycle of juvenile retaliation can only lead to a well, a kind of mob mentality, which will ultimately result in a regrettable act.
Cliff: Wait a minute, Doc. When Diane left you at the altar, aren't you the guy who enrolled her in every tape, book, and record club known to mankind?
Frasier: Yes, but that was different. The pompous witch deserved it.

Quote from Norm

Carla: Hey. What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?
Norm: It's what wimps do.

Quote from Norm

Rebecca: Everyone just stay where you are. There are no rats. Free round of drinks on the house.
Exterminator #1: I wouldn't do that, ma'am. Those little buggers might already have gotten into your beer.
Norm: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'll chance it.