Sam Quote #1016
Sam: [rings bell] Hear ye, hear ye. It's time for the ceremonial call to Gary's! The call!
All: The call! The call!
Sam: All right.
Norm: Yeah!
Sam: [on the phone] Hello, Gary. It's Sam Malone. Yeah, I was just calling to say hi, see how you're doing. No. You know, for the life of me, I- I can't think of what brought you to mind. No, wait a minute, may- Maybe it was because two years ago tonight, we waxed your heinie in bowling!
All: Yeah!
Sam: No, no. Oh, the poor sap is begging for a rematch. No. No, no. I'm sorry, Gary, no. No, there'll be no rematch. The moment of victory is frozen in time. That's right. Gar- Hello? Gary? [laughs] The guy is such a poor loser. Drinks on the house!
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