Carla Quote #623
Quote from Carla in Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1
Sam: So how's the bride on her big day?
Carla: Couldn't be better, Sammy. All celestial omens are favorable. Seems that Eddie and I picked the one day this century when all the planets and constellations are in perfect alignment. So either we get married by 4:00 today, or we wait until the year 2042.
Sam: I don't know, call me old-fashioned, but I still think you ought to get married before your baby does. [Carla chuckles] How'd you manage to swing a church wedding? You know, being divorced and all.
Carla: Don't you remember? I had my marriage to Nick annulled years ago.
Sam: Oh, right, right, right, right. Took forever.
Carla: Mm-hmm. But things got speeded up when Nick tried to sell the Bishop his watch.
‘Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Woody: So, Sam, what are you concocting there?
Sam: Well, you know how superstitious Carla and Eddie are. I thought I'd mix them up a batch of my good-luck wedding punch. It never fails.
Woody: Isn't that the same stuff you made when you were getting married to Miss Chambers?
Sam: Woody, you want to flush this down the toilet?
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Carla, here's your final paycheck.
Carla: Thank-
Rebecca: I might say that you have been a unique employee, and it's going to be very difficult to fill your uniform.
Carla: Thanks.
Rebecca: You don't happen to know any other short, pregnant cocktail waitresses, do you?
Quote from Norm
Sam: Are you gonna take her on a honeymoon?
Carla: Hey, got any suggestions?
Norm: Yeah. New Orleans. I found a great little honeymoon spot just kind of tucked away off Bourbon Street. Great food, very romantic, steamy atmosphere, you know. Yeah, I had the time of my life, and then Vera tracked me down.