Norm Quote #315

Quote from Norm in Love Thy Neighbor

Phyllis: Look, nothing like this has ever happened before. Up until now, we've both had happy marriages.
Santo: Please, believe me, people who don't know are better off.
Phyllis: Could you excuse us for a minute?
Santo: Yeah, sure.
Phyllis: Well, Norm, what do you think?
Norm: I'm not so sure we should hire this guy.
Phyllis: Well, if we're being made fools of, I'd prefer to know it.
Norm: Can't we just assume it and save a little money here?

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 ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes, huh?

Quote from Norm

Phyllis: Oh, Norm, where did we go wrong?
Norm: I don't know. I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out. I mean, day after day, night after night, I sit on that stool out there wondering, "Why did she lose interest in me?"

Quote from Diane

Diane: "Love bunny"?
Sam: What's wrong with that?
Diane: How dare you callously and cruelly lump me in with the other conglomeration of Twinkies that constitutes your sexual past.
Sam: There's just no pleasing that woman.