Coach Quote #84
Quote from Coach in Father Knows Last
Diane: Sam. Carla's late again.
Sam: Yeah, I know. I wonder why.
Diane: Sam, you know why. Why aren't any of us saying anything about Carla's problem?
Coach: Listen, Diane, I don't think we should be the ones to bring this up.
Sam: You know Carla, she's proud. Maybe she just wants to keep this one under her hat, that's all.
[Carla enters the bar with a very visible baby bump]
Coach: Maybe it's not even what we think it is.
Diane: Coach, what else could it be?
Coach: Gas?
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Norm: No, don't look at me. Vera and I don't have any kids. I don't know anything about the subject.
Coach: Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera... I just can't.
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Sam: What was that, Coach?
Coach: Baby Girl Pantusso.
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Coach: Sam, look at me. Do I look OK to you?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Coach: Well, I just went down to renew my driver's licence, right? They asked me to donate my kidneys.
Sam: Oh, no, no, don't take that personal, Coach. They ask everybody.
Coach: Those lousy highway robbers. It used to be a lousy two bucks.