Esther Clavin Quote #54
Quote from Esther Clavin in Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
Cliff: Well, I was just in a hurry to get you to this beautiful retirement community.
Esther Clavin: I'll say.
Cliff: Talk about luxury, huh? Oh! That bed, that's... That's practically king-sized.
Esther Clavin: King Richard III, wasn't he the dwarf?
Cliff: Oh, what do we got here? Whoa, look at this, Ma! You've got a beautiful view of the woods here. Boy, oh, boy. You know, when I see a place like this, I... I almost wish I was retired.
Esther Clavin: Clifford, are you sure we can afford a place like this?
Cliff: Oh, yeah, but don't worry, your insurance policies will cover it.
Esther Clavin: Oh, that's convenient. You'll have money left for hooch and slatterns.
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Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Well, Sammy, it's not. So I sure hope you are.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Hey, Cliffie, how're you doing?
Cliff: Not well, Sam. Boy, am I mad! I've never been this upset! Boy, three words, fellas. Three words: Dames is grief.
Norm: Fighting with Ma, huh?
Cliff: Oh, and how. It seems like that's all we do anymore. You know, you'd think it'd be a perfect set-up mother and a grown son living in a one bedroom apartment. But no. Reality check, gentlemen. Life is not like the movies, I guess, huh?
Sam: I'm sure it'll all blow over, Cliffie.
Cliff: No, no way, Sammy, not this time. I tell you that broad's pushed me too hard. Too hard, I tell you. It's about time I started pushing back. She's just gone and created a monster, that's all. But this monster is not gonna lie in some tomb of ice. No, sirree. My anger will melt that ice, so that I might rise up and, and crush the Tokyo of the buildings there beneath the talons of my animosity...
Frasier: Cliff, Cliff. We all appreciate how hard you're working on this metaphor, but we get the idea.
Quote from Esther Clavin
Cliff: Well, here we are. Oh, Ma! Look at this! Even better than the picture in the brochure.
Esther Clavin: Yes, I expect I'll be perfectly delighted once I stop weeping and feeling carsick.
Cliff: Aw, come on, Ma, the ride wasn't that bad.
Esther Clavin: You drive too fast. All young people do. I've often said, "A lot of needless accidents could be avoided if they'd just raise the legal driving age to 50."