Carla Quote #1243
Quote from Carla in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Bar
Carla: Thanks, kids! Now wipe down the car, ditch it and get right to bed! It's a school night!
Fire Marshal Dobbins: Oh, Sam. Thank God! Do you know this person?
Carla: Shut up, moneybags. Sammy, guess who's living in a brand-new house.
Norm: Oh, a new house and retirement. You've got a lot of explaining to do, buster.
Fire Marshal Dobbins: What are you talking about?
Carla: Maybe you would like to tell us how you got rich six months ago.
Norm: Mm-hmm.
Fire Marshal Dobbins: My grandmother passed away. Do you mind?
Sam: We happen to know there was a money belt hidden in one of those air ducts in that wall that burned down, and that money disappeared right around the same time your grandma so conveniently checked out. Mm-hmm.So, what have you got to say there Mr. Trump? Hmm?
Fire Marshal Dobbins: This is ridiculous. I don't know anything about a money belt. I have half a mind to call the police on all of you.
All: Oh.
Norm: I'm terrified.
Carla: Aw, Captain, Captain. You know, I think we can straighten this all out. Why don't you and me just take a little walk into the office?
Cheers Quotes
‘It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Bar’ Quotes
Quote from Robin Colcord
Robin: My God. Look at you people.
Sam: Robin.
Robin: Look at your bar, Sam. In your greedy desire to obtain a non existent money belt, you destroyed what was most important to you.
Sam: Excuse me. What was that word right before "money belt"?
Robin: Non existent. Fictitious. Uh, mythical.
Sam: Nothing? Not even like a small change purse?
Robin: Nothing. And here you've torn apart your bar. I'll bet you turned on each other, too. How many side deals did you have going?
All: Oh. [all groan and mutter]
Sam: Oh, Robin, man, how could you do this to us?
Robin: To show you what money can do to a person. You all despised me when I was wealthy. You didn't understand that I was victim of an illness: greed. But now you do understand, because all of you here tonight have fallen victim to that same illness. Hopefully you've all learned something. And that's why I did what I did. Uh... plus, uh, I never really liked you. Ta.
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: Poor guy. It's a real comedown, isn't it? Seems happy though.
Rebecca: Of course he's happy. He's lying.
Sam: I'm afraid of the rest of this.
Rebecca: Sam, don't you see it? He's testing me. Remember the last time before he left, he pretended like he was poor and I rejected him? And then it turns out he wasn't poor, he was rich? Well, he's testing me again. He wants to see if I've matured. And I'm gonna make damn sure that he knows that material wealth means nothing to me. And then he'll marry me and take me away. And I won't have to spend any more time with you poor, pathetic, boring losers. Day after day after day!
Sam: Honey, it's happening again.
Rebecca: What? What's happening?
Quote from Rebecca
Robin: My Rebecca. You know, I can't tell you how much I've missed her. And now to see her again, to look into those amber eyes, to hear that crystal bell of a voice.
Rebecca: Crap, Sam! Your desk smells like somebody puked in it!
Robin: Rebecca, I'm back.
Rebecca: [breathless] Robin! My sweet baby! Is it really you?!?
Robin: Yes.
Rebecca: I knew you'd come back for me! I quit! I'm out of here. No more petty job for Rebecca Howe. No more hanging out with you poor, pathetic, boring losers all day! My prayers have been answered. Robin's come back for me, and I'm rich! I'm rich! Why are you dressed like that, Robin?
Robin: Well I've taken a vow of poverty. I have only what I'm wearing and what I'm carrying in my rucksack.
Rebecca: Well, that's very sweet. Uh, did I just call you guys a bunch of names a few minutes ago?
Sam: Yeah.
Rebecca: I'm sorry, I just have these episodes when I'm around rich people, sort of like a blackout. No harm done, 'kay?