Frasier Quote #645
Quote from Frasier in The King of Beers
Cliff: Plus, he's got that wedding ring. Now, that is a real babe magnet.
Norm: Please, it's an old wives' tale.
Cliff: Not so.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Oh, it's been scientifically proven that women are more attracted to married men.
Frasier: The whole notion is ridiculous. Look, I'll... I'll prove it to you. You see those two attractive young females over there? I'll go over and hit on them relentlessly, all the while displaying my wedding ring. See how long it takes them to give me the cold shoulder. [walks over to the two women] Hi. You two ladies need some company? Oh, sure, I'm married, but, uh, you know, I'm not dead. I figure, well, uh...
[When Lilith walks in behind Frasier, the guys in the bar rush into the back room]
Frasier: Lilith is here, isn't she?
Cheers Quotes
‘The King of Beers’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What's the story, Norm?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy gets another beer. In this performance, the role of the boy will be played by Norm Peterson.
Quote from Rebecca
Norm: Going a little bit overboard here, aren't you? After all, it's just a silly little machine.
Rebecca: It's not a silly machine, Norman. It is- It is a metaphor for life. It is. Everybody gets to pull the handle, and sometimes they win, and sometimes they lose. But I always lose. I pull the handle, and I get cherry, lemon, [voice breaking] Bell!
Norm: Rebecca, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason you always lose is because you think you're going to lose?
Rebecca: Oh, don't give me that crap! I tried that positive thinking stuff, and I knew it wouldn't work, and sure enough, it didn't!
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: If I were you, I would be a nervous wreck. You know, I had a shot at my dream job.
Norm: Yeah?
Rebecca: And I- I did really, really well. And then it came time for me to meet the big boss, and I choked. I went in, and- and I complimented him, and then I realized, "Oh, God, I'm kissing up." So I took back the compliment, and then it looked like I was insulting him. So then I started telling jokes, and they were really bad. And then... And- And then, the next thing I knew, I was singing, "Knick knack paddy whack" song. And I was just singing and singing at the top of my lungs. And I just kept burying myself deeper and deeper. And I lost my dream job. And when I walked out of that House of Pancakes, I felt two inches tall.
Norm: Well, Rebecca, that's about the most depressing thing I've ever heard in my life.