Rebecca: Norm, Vera's doing a really good job up there. She is just terrific! And funny! Listen to this. How many fat guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Norm: I don't know.
Rebecca: You can't get a fat guy to change a lightbulb. You can't even get him to come home on Christmas Eve. [laughing hysterically] Oh, she was telling some real cute stories about you, too, Norm. Hey, why didn't you ever tell us that your real first name was Hilary?
Norm: Oh, who cares about that?
Carla: Hey, guys! Norm's real first name is Hilary! [laughter]
Cliff: Hey, wait a minute. Isn't that a girl's name?
Norm: Hilary was my grandfather's name and he once killed a man who laughed at him.
Cliff: What, he just up and killed somebody for laughing at his name?
Norm: Not exactly. He was a surgeon. He sort of botched an operation.
Rebecca: Norm, you don't have to be defensive. I think Hilary's a very masculine name. In fact, I think you ought to have it monogrammed on your purse.