Sam Quote #1454
Quote from Sam in Sam Time Next Year
Sam: Honey, y-you can't go now. I mean, we barely spent the night together. W- Why can't you stay?
Lauren: Oh, Sam, I would love to, but you know how this works. Just one night a year.
Sam: Yeah, but that's a stupid rule, you know that? I never have understood that. W- Why can't you stay?
Lauren: I have to get to Portland by Presidents' Day. There's a linebacker I always meet there.
Sam: You, you do this with other guys?
Lauren: Well, you have other women, don't you?
Sam: Well, yeah, but not once a year. I mean, I thought I was special to you.
Lauren: Oh, Sam, you are. You'll always be my Valentine. Next year.
Sam: Yeah, all right. Bye-bye.
Lauren: Listen, I could start seeing you on Arbor Day, too.
Sam: Really? Oh, great! Don't you see another guy on Arbor Day, though?
Lauren: I did, but he died.
Sam: How?
Lauren: Happy.
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Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Well, I still say it's a stupid way to spend Valentine's Day.
Sam: Yeah, but that's 'cause you don't have a date.
Rebecca: Oh, yeah? I happen to have a date with two very sweet gentlemen: Ben and Jerry.
Quote from Sam
Lauren: I've had 20-20 vision all my life. Now when I go to a restaurant, I have to have someone at the next table hold the menu so I can read it. [both chuckle]
Sam: No, you know what the worst thing about old age is? It's when you get so old that the skin under your arms starts getting loose and hanging like turkey wattle.
Lauren: I thought that only happened to women.
Sam: Yeah, that's what I meant. I just, you know, I hate to see it, that's all.
Lauren: Has your doctor put you on a bran diet?
Sam: Oh, yeah, God Oh, I tell you-- Oh, thank you. Oh! Last year was the worst. You know, I went in for this stomach problem. Turned out I had a stone the size of a golf ball. Took me a month to pass it.
Lauren: Sam, has your hair started turning gray?
Sam: Hey, hey. You're getting a little personal there. Aren't you?
Lauren: Sam, look, it's getting light out. We've been talking all night.
Sam: Oh, hey, how about that? Wow! You know, that's that's a first. Kind of nice to know that we have something in common besides our bodies.
Lauren: Oh, yeah, we have the deterioration of our bodies.
Quote from Norm
Carla: Whoa! Man, those stairs are slippery. Woody, I think we could use a little salt out there.
Norm: These pretzels could use a little salt, too. My blood pressure's actually dipping.