Sam Quote #1424
Quote from Sam in Achilles Hill
John: Oh, Sam. I've written up a new agreement stating that since you've agreed to never see my daughter again, you now have full use of the poolroom. That's funny, that looks just like my daughter's suitcase.
Sam: No, that's mine. You know what they say at the airport: "Many bags do look alike."
John: Isn't that her monogram: V.H.?
Sam: Uh, actually I think it used to belong to Van Halen.
John: Sam, indulge me. You're telling me this is your suitcase, so by extension, would this be your negligee?
Sam: All right, the secret's out. I'm a transvestite, John.
John: And a size seven?
Sam: A guy can dream, can't he?
John: Sam, you are not a transvestite.
Sam: Hey, hey, those are fighting words there...
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‘Achilles Hill’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
John: Sam, I think we both know why I'm here.
Sam: I bet you want the number to my hairstylist. Don't you? Oh, I'm sorry. Now, that was cruel.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Sam, as we both know, I own legal title to your poolroom and both bathrooms.
Sam: Hey, why do you keep repeating that every time you come down here? You're driving me up the wall.
John: That's why. Now where was l? Oh, yes, as you know, I own legal title to your poolroom and both bathrooms, and rent on said property is past due since last Wednesday. I hope you haven't forgotten me, Sam.
Sam: Forgotten you? John, I could never forget you. You're in my bad dreams every night. You're the reason why I'm in therapy for the first time in my life.
John: Well, don't forget to mention to your therapist that I own legal title to y...
Sam: All right, all right, all right, all right. I'll write you your stupid check.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Mr. Hill, I just had lunch up at your restaurant and the risotto with bay scallops and fennel... Oh, I think it was the most delicious thing I've ever had to eat.
John: We'll name it for you.
Rebecca: Thank you.
Sam: Hey, come here. I hate this guy. What are you, what are you kissing up to him for?
Rebecca: I'm not kissing up, Sam, I like the food. Sam, you don't have to be jealous. You are a very handsome businessman, and you own the hottest spot in town.
Sam: Oh, oh, thank you very much.
Rebecca: That's kissing up.