Carla Quote #1020
Quote from Carla in Honor Thy Mother
Gino: Hey, Ma.
Sam: Gino, what are you doing here?
Gino: Well, Ma, I was thinking about all that stuff you said, you know about-about making Grandma happy, and I was talking it over with MC and the Madonnas, and I figured, heck, if it'll keep this family together, someone's gotta do it. Ma, I'll be Benito Mussolini.
Carla: Look, Gino, do you even have any idea who Mussolini was?
Gino: Well, no, I didn't before, but then Anthony told me all about him. Ma, this guy ran this whole country. And do you know what they called him? They called him ll Duce. Huh? The Dooch. Hey, yeah, that's right. It's me, Dooch Tortelli.
Carla: That is a horrible name, and I never want to hear it again. It sounds awful. [phone rings] I hate that name, and I hate Mama for asking me to give it to you.
Woody: [hangs up the phone] Okay. Carla, that was your brother. He said to get over there right away. Your mother's going fast.
Carla: No. I swore I'd never go back in that house again. I have my pride.
Sam: Okay. Gino, want to grab her feet, I'll get the rest of her. Come here, come here, come on, come on, come on.
Carla: No! No! Put me down! Put me down! I don't want to go! Would you hoist me a little higher, guys? I'd like to have some butt left when I get there.
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Quote from Frasier
Sam: Anyway, I gave her the day off so she could just go home and cool out, you know.
Frasier: Well, very often that's the best thing you can do when you're not getting along with a family member. Remove yourself entirely from them. Find some neutral place where you can take the time you need to be away from them.
Norm: You really think so, Fras?
Frasier: Well, that's... That's why we're all here, isn't it?
Quote from Frasier
Carla: Well, the dream is always the same. There's a casket on a slab in an empty room. You walk slowly toward it. Suddenly, the lid flies open.
Norm: You see your own face?
Carla: No, you see these feet, 'cause you're looking at the wrong end. Then, you look upward, and there's your own face, pale and bluish with pennies over your eyes. And that's when you bolt up in bed screaming.
Frasier: Carla, death is an earthly scientific passage predicted by either massive physical injury or progressive bodily deterioration. There is as little validity in a supposed death dream as there is in the cliched image of death itself as a grim, bloodless ghoul whose bony finger reaches out to tap you on the shoulder when your number's up.
Lilith: Frasier, it's time to go.
Frasier: [screams] Don't do that, woman! For God's sakes, put on some blusher.
Quote from Carla
Carla: [on the phone] If you're lying to me, I'm gonna rip out your slimy, gray tongue. [hangs up]
Norm: Whoa. Sounds kind of serious.
Carla: It's my mother.
Sam: Well, what's the matter with her?
Carla: She had the dream. [gestures with hands]
Sam: What dream's that?
Carla: The death dream. [gestures] Whenever someone in my family has it, you can just start divvying up the jewelry.
Rebecca: What exactly is this death dream? [gestures]
Frasier: Yes, and, uh, why exactly do you always do this [gestures]... when you say, "the death dream?" [gestures]
Carla: You just did it.
Frasier: Carry on.