Woody Quote #516

Quote from Woody in Loverboyd

Woody: Yep. This is Kelly's room all right, Sam.
Sam: How can you tell?
Kelly: [o.s.] [gargles]
Woody: That's her gargle.
Kelly: Woody, Sam, what are you doing here?
Woody: Kelly, I want to marry you. I want to elope with you right now. You mean everything in the world to me. And nothing is going to stop me... Hey, you do have over 1,000 Barbie dolls. I thought you were just bragging.

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Woody: Yeah. You're right, Miss Howe.
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