Cliff Quote #534
Quote from Cliff in Feeble Attraction
Norm: No, Doris, I didn't write the damn letter, OK? I mean, I wrote the part about the Red Sox, but the other guys, they helped me with it. Cliff- Cliff wrote the word "prompt," didn't you, Cliffie?
Cliff: Oh, yeah, you bet.
Doris: Wow. And you don't even know me. Although, maybe in a way, you do.
Norm: Ooh, ooh. Red light. Red light, Cliff.
Cliff: Oh, what's the matter?
Norm: Frasier, come on, tell him. Come on!
Frasier: All right, but after this, you're on the clock. Cliff, you may think that you're getting involved in a nice conversation with this girl, but believe me, she will read volumes into everything you say and do.
Norm: Cliffie, it's like she's a zombie love slave, just willing to do anything to serve her man. You understand what I'm saying?
Cliff: Oh, yeah. Crystal clear. I got a live one. I don't even have to buy her a drink.
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All: Norm!
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Norm: Yeah. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?
Quote from Cliff
Woody: Mr. Clavin, how can you be delivering mail on the coldest day in Boston's history except for one?
Cliff: Well, a very good question there, young Woodman. It seems that like any member of your camel family, we Clavins have an extra... No, wait. That's how I can go without water for a week.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Well, I think I handled that one rather well, don't you, Wood? Could I have a celebratory beer, please?
Frasier: Handled it, my foot!
Norm: What?
Frasier: You mean to tell me you're going to pay that girl week after week just to stop following you and watching your every move, interrupting your beer drinking?
Norm: Come on, Fras, this is nothing. I bought Vera a house.