Sam Quote #1191
Quote from Sam in The Improbable Dream (Part 2)
Rebecca: I did not go to bed with Robin Colcord for a very good reason.
Sam: Me.
Rebecca: No, me! Maybe because I haven't been to bed with a man in so long that I would probably be so crummy that he would leave me! And then I'll be stuck right back where I was.
Sam: If memory serves me, that would be with... me, me, me, me, me, me.
Rebecca: Get out of here.
[After Sam leaves, there's a knock on the door]
Rebecca: What do you want now, bozo? I've... [opens door] I'm sorry, Woody. I thought you were somebody else.
Woody: Well, I have a message for you, but I'm not quite sure what it means.
Rebecca: What is it?
Woody: [singsong] Me, me, me, me, me, me
Cheers Quotes
‘The Improbable Dream (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Sam: Carla, I think I care about Rebecca.
Carla: Kill me right now, Sam. Just drive this pool cue right through my heart. You know how many years it's taken me to get over that horrible thing you had with... With...
Sam: Diane.
Carla: Shut up! Shut up, please! I beg you, don't do this to me again!
Quote from Carla
Frasier: So, Sam, do you remember anything else about the dream?
Sam: Man, it was the eeriest thing. I mean, it was real, and it was vivid, like real life.
Carla: Sammy, that's a premonition dream. That means it's really going to happen.
Frasier: Carla, that's an old wives tale.
Carla: I'm an old wife. I know about these things.
Quote from Sam
Frasier: Well, perhaps your dreams are trying to tell you about something too frightening for waking life.
Sam: Like what?
Frasier: Well, like you care. You care about Rebecca.
Sam: Come on, Frasier, you know me. How can I care about her? We haven't done the main thing I care about.
Frasier: Forgive me, Sam. I forgot about your high moral standards.
Lilith: You mean to say that you can't care about a woman unless you sleep with her first?
Sam: Well, yeah. I got this kind of caring mechanism that only gets switched on by a naked trip to the love zoo.
Lilith: You're kidding.
Sam: Well, no, it doesn't always get switched on. I mean, sometimes I go to bed with a babe and find out I don't care, but by then, who cares?
Lilith: Lovely.
Sam: Aw, come on, Lilith, don't get me wrong. If I do care, I'm as loyal as a dog.
Lilith: Dog would be the right term, yes.
Sam: [scoffs] Care about Rebecca.