Sam Quote #1146

Quote from Sam in What's Up, Doc?

Dr. Sheila Rydell: Oh, Sam, come on. Why don't we just forget the whole thing and go back to my place?
Sam: What? You still want to go to bed, even though sex is supposedly the only thing I have in my life?
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Exactly. And so I assume you're rather good at it.
Sam: You would actually have sex with somebody you don't even respect?
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Isn't that what you do with women?
Sam: Yeah, but I cover it up. I mean, how long have you lived in America, lady?
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Oh, Sam, come on.
Sam: No, listen, I think you ought to take a hike. I'll tell you what, send me a bill for another hundred and a half, I'll deduct the lobster.
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Well, I'm sorry if this was painful, but maybe it was good for you to have heard it. By the way, if you change your mind about the sex, I can be beeped anytime.
Sam: That's so pathetic!

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Norm: Yeah, or you could try using my problem. I've always had this terrible fear of being a failure.
Carla: You are a failure.
Norm: Well, then I've licked it.

Quote from Sam

Dr. Sheila Rydell: My professional opinion of you is that your every thought, word and deed revolves around sex. You have nothing else in your life. Without constant sex, you'd probably just shrivel up into a little, dried anchovy and die.
Sam: Well, who wouldn't? I mean, that's it? No bad stuff?
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Sam, there's nothing but bad stuff. You're an aging lothario who uses sex to cover up massive insecurity, a fear of true intimacy, fear of a relationship and quite frankly, not only a fear of dying, but a fear of living, too. You're one sick cowpoke.
Sam: I resent that. You know, you were shoveling down that lobster tonight like there was no tomorrow. You know, you even ate the green stuff and this is the thanks I get?

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Carla: Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
Carla: Mr. Cool, I hate to burst your bubble again, but didn't she just shoot you down? Hey, maybe you should just stay away from brunettes. Except me, of course.
Sam: Yeah. No, no, don't you see here? The good doctor and I are sparing. It's sexy, it's fun. Just like one of those old Spencer Tracy-Audrey Hepburn movies.