Sam Quote #1036
Quote from Sam in Backseat Becky, Up Front
Sam: I really think I ought to go.
Rebecca: Sam, why?
Sam: Hey, I like you. I mean, there's not anything I wouldn't do for you in the world, but I- I know what's gonna happen if I stay here. You're going to cry some more, and I'll comfort you some more, and the next thing you know, uh, your pantyhose will be hanging from the lamp.
Rebecca: Sam, please, don't go.
Sam: Hey, I can't be trusted. Trust me. Le- Let me just leave here now as a friend, please? Oh, I'm sorry, I... [leaves and instantly returns] Listen. I want to try this. For the sake of our friendship, I am just gonna resist my sexual urges, and that's all there is to it. Now, come here. There. [clears throat]
Rebecca: All right. All right, now [weepy] You know that I loved Evan Drake since the first time I met him.
Sam: I'm sorry, this is not working. Hot fire below. [exits]
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Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: I tried not to look, but the rearview mirror was just huge, and I couldn't help it. And then I got so upset, I just wrapped the company limo around a 7-Eleven.
Sam: Well, that is dreadful. Very, very, very sad.
Rebecca: [sighs] And then Evan and his cheap imitation Geisha bimbo whore grabbed a taxi. While I had to stand there and wait for a tow truck. Oh, and then this cop came along, and he asked me to see my chauffeur's license. God, if only I'd had one. Or if only I'd remembered to bring my purse with my own driver's license. Or if only I'd resisted arrest and he just shot me dead.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Sam, I will never have Mr. Drake. I will never have any man. I will just dry up, crumble into dust and blow away.
Sam: Oh, come on. That doesn't sound like you. That sounds like some lovesick self-pitying, whiny... No, that's you all right.
Quote from Sam
Sam: But I'm not gonna let you give up.
Rebecca: What do you care? What does anybody care?
Sam: Listen, I pride myself in being a connoisseur of beautiful babes, and I'll tell you. I'm not gonna sit by and watch a great woman like you going to waste. It's like, a- a thoroughbred pulling a milk wagon. It's like a rare wine... pulling a milk wagon.