Carla Quote #629
Quote from Carla in Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1
Annie: Actually, Mother Tortelli, we didn't want to return to Vegas. We don't think it's any place for children to grow up.
Carla: You're having a kid?
Annie: I'm talking about us. So, if we could find someone here in Boston with an nice house and lots of extra room... Do you know anyone like that, Mother Tortelli?
Carla: No, no, no. You don't want to come live in my little, tiny, overcrowded house.
Anthony: Ma, it's just temporary. Just till I get back on my feet. Hey, if it's a problem, we'll find someplace else to stay.
Annie: Yeah. I think I saw a nice cardboard box in the alley.
Carla: [to Eddie] See, see? What did I tell ya? This is the bad luck I've been warning you about.
Eddie LeBec: Carla, don't worry about it. I mean, the more the merrier. Look, I'm going to get a major salary bump this season, and then I'll buy us all the biggest house in Boston.
Carla: Wow. A new house?
Eddie LeBec: You bet. Now do you finally believe that nothing bad is going to happen?
Carla: No. I'll just have more closet space when it does.
‘Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Woody: So, Sam, what are you concocting there?
Sam: Well, you know how superstitious Carla and Eddie are. I thought I'd mix them up a batch of my good-luck wedding punch. It never fails.
Woody: Isn't that the same stuff you made when you were getting married to Miss Chambers?
Sam: Woody, you want to flush this down the toilet?
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Carla, here's your final paycheck.
Carla: Thank-
Rebecca: I might say that you have been a unique employee, and it's going to be very difficult to fill your uniform.
Carla: Thanks.
Rebecca: You don't happen to know any other short, pregnant cocktail waitresses, do you?
Quote from Norm
Sam: Are you gonna take her on a honeymoon?
Carla: Hey, got any suggestions?
Norm: Yeah. New Orleans. I found a great little honeymoon spot just kind of tucked away off Bourbon Street. Great food, very romantic, steamy atmosphere, you know. Yeah, I had the time of my life, and then Vera tracked me down.