Carla Quote #621

Quote from Carla in Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1

Sam: Hey. Picked a date yet?
Carla: Yep. Eddie wants to do it a week from Saturday, anytime before 4:00 p.m., which is okay with my psychic, as long as our auras remain in the blue spectrum, and there's no solar eclipse.
Sam: It's really tough planning a wedding, isn't it?
Carla: Ooh, tell me about it.

Rate

 ‘Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Woody: So, Sam, what are you concocting there?
Sam: Well, you know how superstitious Carla and Eddie are. I thought I'd mix them up a batch of my good-luck wedding punch. It never fails.
Woody: Isn't that the same stuff you made when you were getting married to Miss Chambers?
Sam: Woody, you want to flush this down the toilet?

Quote from Rebecca

Rebecca: Carla, here's your final paycheck.
Carla: Thank-
Rebecca: I might say that you have been a unique employee, and it's going to be very difficult to fill your uniform.
Carla: Thanks.
Rebecca: You don't happen to know any other short, pregnant cocktail waitresses, do you?

Quote from Norm

Sam: Are you gonna take her on a honeymoon?
Carla: Hey, got any suggestions?
Norm: Yeah. New Orleans. I found a great little honeymoon spot just kind of tucked away off Bourbon Street. Great food, very romantic, steamy atmosphere, you know. Yeah, I had the time of my life, and then Vera tracked me down.