Woody Quote #181
Quote from Woody in Cheers: The Motion Picture
Woody: [on the phone] I know, Dad, but still... Well, whatever you think is best, Dad. Right. Bye, Dad. [hangs up] That was my dad.
Frasier: Really.
Woody: Yeah, he's threatening to make me move back home to Indiana. He's been talking to my Uncle Fergie.
Norm: The guy who was here last week? I thought he had a great time.
Woody: Well, he did. But all he told them about was the two times he got mugged.
Frasier: Oh, that was just bad luck.
Woody: Yeah.
Frasier: Woody, you've lived here two years. How many times you been mugged?
Woody: Ten. But You know, that's including the two times with Uncle Fergie.
Frasier: Oh.
Woody: So now my parents are convinced that Boston is a dangerous town and all my friends are seedy lowlifes.
Frasier: Well, surely they don't want you to go back to Indiana because we're a corrupting influence.
Woody: Well, who knows? Somehow, they got the idea that every guy in Boston is some lonely, pathetic weirdo.
Cliff: Look, is this or is this not the spitting image of George Schultz?
Norm: So, uh, Woody, what time does your bus leave?
Cheers Quotes
‘Cheers: The Motion Picture’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
[on film:]
Woody: You don't have to worry about me going hungry if I stay here in Boston. This town is famous for its finer health food restaurants. Hi. And the best of them all is the Hungry Heifer.
Norm: That's right, Woody.
Woody: I found out about this place through a guy who's helped me plan my life here in Boston, a good friend and my financial advisor, Mr. Norm Peterson.
Norm: Hi. Are you hungry?
[As Norm enters the restaurant:]
All: Norm!
Quote from Norm
[on film:]
Corinne: What can I get you, Norm?
Norm: The, uh, Feeding Frenzy Special for two.
Corinne: How about you, honey?
Woody: Well, I think he was ordering for both of us.
Norm: No. No.
Woody: Oh, well, give me just one.
Corinne: Anything for you, Sam? [the camera shakes side to side] Smart move.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Well, I guess this is good-bye, then.
Cliff: I just can't believe you're leaving us, Woody.
Diane: Are you sure my film had no effect on your father?
Sam: Oh, come on, face it. All that weird stuff wouldn't mean anything to a guy like Mr. Boyd.
Woody: Yeah. Besides, he thought it was too derivative of Godard.