Coach Quote #85
Quote from Coach in Father Knows Last
Norm: Marshall?
Cliff: Carla made love to a PhD from MIT?
Coach: Look, guys, if you can't say it in front of me, don't say it at all.
Sam: No, Coach. Coach, Marshall is the father of Carla's child.
Coach: Oh. Marshall? I don't believe it, and I believe everything.
Cheers Quotes
‘Father Knows Last’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: No, don't look at me. Vera and I don't have any kids. I don't know anything about the subject.
Coach: Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera... I just can't.
Quote from Coach
Coach: You know, the biggest argument I ever had with my wife was over naming our daughter. She kept insisting on Lisa. And I wanted to stick with the original name.
Sam: What was that, Coach?
Coach: Baby Girl Pantusso.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Sam, look at me. Do I look OK to you?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Coach: Well, I just went down to renew my driver's licence, right? They asked me to donate my kidneys.
Sam: Oh, no, no, don't take that personal, Coach. They ask everybody.
Coach: Those lousy highway robbers. It used to be a lousy two bucks.