Quote from Norm in Norm's Big Audit
Dot Carroll: I should've known. I scared you away, didn't l? I'm always scaring men away. What is it about me?! Don't just stand there, tell me! Norm: Uh... [sighs] You could lighten up a bit. I mean, you do come on sort of strong. And while we're at it, you could cut back to three or four packs a day. Dot Carroll: I do it to stay thin. Want one? Norm: All right, this isn't about me, okay? Dot Carroll: Oh, I guess I'm just not used to somebody saying nice things to me. Norm: Well, I could start right now. All right? [sighs] I believe that underneath that gruff exterior, you're probably a very nice, warm, caring person. Okay? And I say that knowing that you're probably gonna throw me in jail. Dot Carroll: [scoffs] You're not going to jail, Norm. I wouldn't throw a decent man like you in jail. Norm: Thank you, Dot.