Carla: Hey, listen to this, everybody. Apparently, the ice show Eddie skated in had an accidental death policy, and I'm Eddie's beneficiary. Which is to say that Carla Lozoponi Tortelli LeBec is now worth a cool $50,000.
Norm: What?!
Carla: It means I'm rich, I'm telling you! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich! [pushes Norm back on his stool and kisses him] I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich! Sam, I'm rich! Oh, my God, I'm rich! I'm rich.
Sam: Oh, hey, I can't believe this! Look at you! Can you imagine what you can buy with $25,000?
Carla: 25? I said 50! I'm rich! Come here, you big lug! [pulls Norm up over the bar and kisses him] I'm rich!
Sam: Well, hold it. The whole point is, honey... Listen to me. You made an agreement there to split the estate with Gloria.
Carla: Who?
Sam: Gloria.
Carla: Gloria?
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: Oh... Poor Gloria. Poor Gloria... Is not here right now and must never, ever find out.
Norm: Wait a minute, Carla, this doesn't seem exactly right.
Carla: OK, then try this. Poor Gloria, who isn't here right now to see me buy a round of beers for all my friends.
Norm: To poor Gloria!