Quote from Rebecca in The Visiting Lecher
Rebecca: Hi, it's Miss Howe. May I come in? Dr. Crandell: Ordinarily I'd say yes, but you see, I'm expecting a colleague any minute. So you see, it's really not convenient. Rebecca: I was just thinking about something you said, and I wanted to clarify that. Dr. Crandell: Terrific. We'll have lunch tomorrow and clarify away. Rebecca: That's a great idea, but you know, I have been through so much stress and so much anxiety over this that I have a terrible, splitting headache. Do you have any aspirin? Dr. Crandell: Aspirin? Rebecca: Yes, if you give me an aspirin, I think it'll get rid of my headache and then I can leave you in peace. Dr. Crandell: Right, aspirin. Well, I'll try to find it. Rebecca: Psst! Get in there. Sam: This is the stupidest thing I've ever done. Rebecca: You do nine stupid things before breakfast. Now get in that closet. Now when... When he admits that he came on to me, I want you to leap out and catch him in the act. And then we'll prove once and for all that he is a lech and I am not cuckoo. Sam: One thing at a time, Rebecca.