Nick Tortelli: That's it. If you were the last babe on earth, I wouldn't dance with you. I got an idea. I'm gonna show you how good a dancer I am. I'm gonna go with Loretta.
Loretta: Oh, Nicky, I'm honored. We haven't danced since our wedding. And we've never danced fully clothed.
Nick Tortelli: There you go. It's me and Loretta. And you, Carla, can eat dirt.
Carla: That's what you think. I'm gonna get myself a new partner and beat the pants off of you.
Nick Tortelli: Oh, yeah? Who are you gonna get?
Carla: Eddie Csznyk.
Nick Tortelli: Eddie Csznyk, the Polish Prancer?
Carla: That's right. He was always wanting to dance with me, and I always turned him down to go with you.
Nick Tortelli: Yeah, that was the last smart move you ever made. Come on, Loretta, we're gonna practice until our feet bleed.
Loretta: Okay. Bye, gang at Cheers.