Norm: Look at me, I'm dry as a bone.
Diane: Do you know what's happening to you, Norman? You're becoming callous and hard.
Norm: Yeah, I know. Give me the phone and a beer.
Sam: What are you doing?
Norm: Quitting. I'm calling Mr. Simpson and telling him I'm resigning. I'm going to let the bosses do their own dirty work for a change.
Diane: Good man.
Norm: [on the phone] Mr. Simpson? This is Norm Peterson, sir. We really have to have a little- Hello? He screamed and hung up. I'll try him again. [on the phone] Yes, is this Mr Simpson's secretary? Hi, this is Norm Peterson. We seem to have been- Hello? Hello?
Sam: You see what's happening here, don't you?
Norm: Yeah. This is amazing. Why don't I just give Mr. Hecht a little call? You know, it was his scheme to begin with. Why don't I tell him how good the little plan is going? [on the phone] Mr. Hecht, this is Norm Peterson. [evil laugh]