Tim: Anything good on?
Norm: Yeah, we got, uh, Oprah, we got, uh Quincy, Home Shopping Network, we got a guy on a ledge, we got Barnaby Jones...
Cliff: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Normie! Normie, go back, quick. Go back, go back, go back. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God! Hey, that's that Quincy where they buried the wrong guy!
Sam: Hey, Normie, go back to that guy-on-the-ledge stuff.
Woody: Hey, that's just right outside. No wonder all these people are in here.
Rebecca: I wonder who the poor sap is.
Police Officer: [on TV] Go back inside.
Frasier: [on TV] I swear to God I'm gonna jump!
Carla: Oh, my God!