Quote from Lilith in The Beer Is Always Greener
Kelly: Excuse me. I'm just not sure how this applies to us. Lilith: Your religious differences are extremely inconsequential. One is reminded of Gulliver's Travels in which two countries warred over which side of an egg gets cracked: The narrow end or the rounded end. Kelly: Well, that's ridiculous. Of course it's the rounded end. Woody: Oh, Kelly, I don't even know who you are anymore!