Sam: You feeling up to performing a wedding?
Uncle Roger: Perform a wedding? I'd sooner be dead.
Sam: Oh, now, now, don't, don't you get started on this.
Uncle Roger: I hate weddings. Well, my own marriage was a, a disaster. l- l- l at times I prayed I would die and go to a better hell than the one I was living.
Sam: Oh, my... Just talk to him, will you, Norm?
Norm: What am I gonna do, argue with the man?
Uncle Roger: Marriage ruined my life! Oh, Norm, Norm, if you only knew.
Norm: Amen, brother, amen.