Quote from Woody in Where Have All the Floorboards Gone?
Woody: Doctor Crane, can you help me with somethin'? Frasier: Of course, Woody. Woody: You know, uh, yesterday was mine and Kelly's third anniversary of goin' steady. And, uh, I gave her a dinky keychain, so she goes and gives me this $300 camera. So, my problem is... Frasier: Say no more about it, Woody. If I were you, I wouldn't let Kelly's fine present cause you any guilt. I mean, after all, she comes from a very privileged background while you're a, an unsophisticated working man who has nary two dimes to rub together. You know, these kinds of relationships rarely make it through a third year. Woody: Actually, I just wanted to know how to work the automatic flash. But now I just want to go someplace and cry.