Rebecca: Guess what, you guys? I'm going to be on television.
Norm: All right. What for?
Rebecca: Because I wrote a letter to Consumer Patrol.
Cliff: Oh, Consumer Patrol, with your host Art Steckler.
Norm: No, no, don't you remember? Art Steckler got killed last month testing that new electric blanket.
Cliff: He got electrocuted, huh?
Norm: No, no, no. His wife shot him when she found him under it with his secretary. They'd been off the air for something like a month searching for a new host.
Frasier: Whereas Lilith would have found one the next day.