Woody: Sam, you're just the guy I've been looking for.
Sam: Why is that, Woody?
Woody: Because you weren't here. Hey. Check this out, Sam. It's a promise ring for Kelly. By giving her this ring, I'm making a deep and solemn promise that someday I'm gonna give her an engagement ring.
Sam: That's beautiful, man. That's beautiful. I've given a lot of those to women. Of course, in my case, it was a deep and solemn promise that their backs will arch.