Quote from Norm in Don't Paint Your Chickens
Norm: Is this the CEO's office? Mrs. Rosenbush: Yes, but he's busy. Norm: Well, I've got to get in there. Mrs. Rosenbush: Well, you can't. Norm: Well, I've got to. Mrs. Rosenbush: I'm sorry. Security. Norm: [chuckles] Right. Lady, by the time your 80-year-old geezer security guard gets up here, I could have busted into that office, sang the entire score from Barber of Seville, and been on my merry way. Security Guard: Trouble? Norm: Not if I leave this instant, no.