Rebecca: Who's Wade Boggs?
Norm: "Who's Wade Boggs?"! He's only the greatest third baseman in Red Sox history. Guy's a pure hitter. He's only popped up six times in five years.
Carla: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm standing in a room full of idiots.
Rebecca: That's true. What's your point?
Carla: Gary's not gonna send the real Wade Boggs over to see us. He's gonna get some guy in a Wade Boggs suit, claiming to be Wade Boggs. We're all gonna slobber all over him, buy him drinks, beg him for autographs and Gary'll come in and bust a gut laughing at us.