Frasier: It's our one-month anniversary, and I'm just stumped about what to get her. Any suggestions?
Norm: Well, you could get her a nice "mank."
Frasier: "Mank"?
Norm: Yeah. You know, it's a mock mink. I got one for Vera. You cannot tell it from the real thing. It's great. Unless, of course, it rains, and then you just toss it in the dryer, and you leave the house for a couple hours.