Cliff: I almost ruptured a disc delivering those Book of the Month club copies and I decided to see what all the hooha was about.
Norm: Yeah, two thumbs up, right?
Cliff: Oh, yeah. Finest piece of trash not written by a Junta or Jackie in modern literature.
Frasier: Good Lord. Another piece of salacious mind candy. God, this is over 600 pages long. Who could imagine he'd know this many words?
Woody: Yeah, well I checked. He uses a lot of them twice.
Cliff: Yeah, well, Frasier, you want to borrow it then?
Frasier: No way you'll find me reading it. Oh, just look at these reviews.
Cliff: Suit yourself.
Frasier: "l couldn't put it down." [scoffs]